Sit Back & Have a Break !

My Dear old Grandma used to say, "More haste, less speed!"

I have so much buzzing around in my head, and so much I still

have to do before the day ends - but hey! How much buzzing can a

poor head take?!

With a steaming cuppa, I'm taking a break now to share a giggle with

you all.

HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER ?

Boil the hell out of it.

WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE TOO LONG?

Polaroids.

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE?

Frostbite.

HOW DO CRAZY PEOPLE GO THROUGH THE FOREST?

They take the psycho path.

WHERE DO YOU GET VIRGIN WOOL FROM?

Ugly sheep. (Disgusting!)

WHY DO BAGPIPERS WALK WHEN THEY PLAY?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS?

Because they have big fingers.

WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS?

Nacho cheese.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROAST BEEF AND

PEA SOUP?

Anyone can roast beef.

WHAT DO YOU CALL FOUR BULL FIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND?

Quatro sinko.

WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES?

A nervous wreck.

I'm feeling a whole lot better now, I'm outta here, see ya tomorrow.