Are You Quilty?

You have an Internet addiction when.......

Your eyeglasses have a website burned in on them.

Even your nightdreams are in HTML

You turn off your modem and get this awful feeling, like you
just pulled the plug on a loved one.

You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you
see a new WWW site address in print or on tv, even though
you've never had heart problems.

You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear
if new e-mail arrives.

You code your homework in HTML and give your instructor
the URL.

You wake up at 3 am. to go to the bathroom and stop and check
your e-mail on the way back to bed.

You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built in keyboard and mouse.

Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed!"

You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front
of your computer with a toilet.

Your wife says communication is important in a marriage..... so you
buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you
can chat.
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This reminds me of my computer situation:
A snail was slithering up a cherry tree at the end of Winter.
A chipmunk came by and said "There are no cherries on the
tree yet!"
The snail said, "They will be when I get there."
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