A Cat Goes To Heaven

A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says

"You've been a good cat all these years, anything you desire is

yours, all you have to do is ask!"

The cat says "Well, I've lived all my life with a poor family on a farm

and had to sleep on hardwood floors"

God says "Say no more"

and instantly a fluffy pillow appears.

A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and

they go to Heaven.

God meets them at the gate with the same offer he made the cat.

The mice said "All our lives we had to run, we've been chased by

cats, dogs even women with brooms, if we could only have a

pair of roller skates, we don't have to run any more!"

God says "Say no more", and instantly each mouse was fitted

with a beautiful pair of roller skates.

About a week later God decides to check and see how the cat is

doing.

The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow, God gently wakes him

and asks " How are you doing, are you happy here?" the cat

yawns and stretches, "Oh, I,ve never been happier in my life,

and those MEALS ON WHEELS you've been sending over

are the best!"