Open Wide Please.

Patient: How much to extract wisdom teeth?
Dentist: 500 Dollars
Patient: That's ridiculous! Isn't there something cheeper?
Dentist: I can cut the price in half if we don't use anesthetic.
Patient: Nope, that's still way too much!
Dentist: OK, if I just rip out with pliers, the price is 50 Dollars.
Patient: That's more like it. Book my husband for next Monday!
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"How mean can you get!" I hear you say.
I,ll tell you why I picked this joke, I,ve just come back
from the man with the little bore machine.
He picked and probed, even took an Xray, and when he
couldn't find anything more to pick on, he decided the
time was right for a dental hygiene (the usual half yearly
check-up)
He scraped and he polished because he wasn't gonna
let me get away with paying something like 50Dollars.

Dentists are frightfully expensive here and a short visit of 1/2
hour is just not worth it - for the man with the pick and chisel.

But, I,m not complaining here, I,m happy with his ways, after-
all said and done, I have searched hi and lo for a good Dentist
for the last 8 years.
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Have a GREAT FRIDAY, and try not to pay a visit to the
man wearing that white coat - especially not on a Friday!