Ever Wondered Why?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouths closed?

Why is it to stop WINDOWS 98, you have to click on "start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?

Why is th time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there a mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

You know that indestructable black box that is used on air-
planes, Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?