Compliments

I found this joke about Van der Merwe, he is Paddy in Ireland
and a Redneck (?) in the USA.



Van's English was not so delicious and he had a date with a very English girl on the Saturday night. He was very nervous about it and asked Mike, who's English was a little better than his, what to do.
"Ag Van, it's easy" replied Mike "Just give her lots of compliments." Old Van thought this was a great idea.
The date went very well..so well in fact that his date said "Van, you are the coolest guy I've ever met!"
To which he replied "Ja, thanks hey, you not so hot yourself."