What is..........

WHAT IS A DOG



Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of
furniture in the house.

They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but dont
hear you when you,re in the same room (especially at bath time)

They can look dumb and adorable all at the same time (tell me about it)

They growl when they are not happy (or a cat passing by, hoooo)

When you want to play, they want to play (anytime baby)

When you want to be alone, they want to play (no rest for the wicked)

They leave their toys everywhere (for me to trip and break a leg)

They do disgusting things with their mouth, and then try to give you a kiss (oh please, not
again)

They go right to your crotch as soon as they meet you (do I smell?)

CONCLUSION: They,re tiny men in little fur coats (you gotta love 'em)