Questions

These questions about South Africa were posted on a South African Tourism Website and
were answered by a Website owner.



Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you,ve been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Durban to Cape Town, can I follow the railroad tracks? (SWEDEN)
A: Sure, it,s only two thousand kilometres - take lots of water.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in South Africa? (SWEDEN)
A: So it,s true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in South Africa? Can you send me a list of
them in Johannesburg, Cape Town, Knysna and Jeffrey`s Bay? (USA)
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can I bring cutlery into South Africa? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Do you have perfume in South Africa? (FRANCE)
A: No, WE don,t stink.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in South Africa? (FRANCE)
A: Only at Christmas.
Q: Are there killer bees in South Africa? (GERMANY)
A: No, but for you, we,ll import them.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Cape Town and is milk available all year round? (GERMANY)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter-gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in South Africa who can dispense rattlesnake serum
(USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca, which is where YOU come from. All South African
snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you,ll have to learn it first.


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