I should be.......

The shopping mile at home.
Restaurant overlooking
the Rhine river.
With this boat you can
take a trip to Germany
and France.

I should be staying in a Hotel and sleeping in a Parisienne
bed (lovely! someone else will straighten the bedding)

I should be enjoying the French cuisine ( at long last, no pan parade in my kitchen)

I should be going to the Bastilles (no crime involved, strictly visiting)

I should see the painting of the famous Mona Lisa (what,s with that lady?)

I should visit the Moulin Rouges (knees up Mother Brown)

I should go to the Eiffel Tower (pray the lift is working)

I should shop in Champs-Elysees (must arrange an overdraft)

I should be tip-toe-ing over the uneven cobblestones of Paris,

but heaven can wait, and until then, I shall can-can at home!