Al Capone is alive and Well

We all need a daily supply of fresh dairy products
from the grocery store, so a quick visit, and out the
shop is all it takes.
Sounds very simple - and so it should be.
But once again, there's a strong resemblance between
shopping and a shoot-out in the streets of old
Chicago.

PICTURE THIS.

Yours truly waiting in the queue (with small basket)
Italian lady waiting in queue (with trolley, loaded)
Outta nowhere, appears an elderly man, and parks
himself neatly and most comfortably in front of our Mamma Mia!
DONNER UND BLITZEN !!!!!
Wrong move!!
Yours truly stands rooted to the floor - waiting for the
electric lights to turn on, and within seconds, the sparks
were flying!
To attract his attention, the Italian lady rammed her trolley
against his boney FLIP-SIDE.
No pain (inflicted from the South side) was going to move
this man out of the queue.
Our lady shows the stamina of a TRUE BLUE SICILIAN
MAFIOSO MAMMA!!!
The villain doesn,t move! (He,s waiting patiently to board the plane)
The angry shouting of the queue members grow louder by the minute.
THE VILLAIN STILL DOESN,T move!!
Yours truly has a try.
The villain has an ADAM ANT ATTITUDE!!
Italian lady turns to me (for more help or is it my complexion?!?!)
Yours truly was now snuggly nestled in an ITALO VENDETTA!!
"MA, DON,T BE ANGRY, I,VE JOINED THE AL 'SCARFACE' CAPONE GANG!"
Is it over yet?? NO NO NO BASTA!
Not with Italian blood on the front line, it isn,t.
Abusive words were flying through the air, and remained
stuck to our ears with the help of Southern saliva!
"PORCO!"
"PAZZO!"
"STUPIDO!"
Villain still wouldn,t move!
Mafioso Mamma's done with talking, and takes out an
imaginary machine gun, if it was FOR REAL, he would have
been a dead villain!
I stood cemented to the floor, then I laughed out loud, but
turned away so angry Mamma wouldn,t see.
After all said and done, I was facing a machine gun!!

I have always admired the Italian people.
But, after today's incident, the Grafitti's on the wall

DON'T MESS WITH THESE PEOPLE!!